The All-Time Dynasty Board
Ranked by Dynasty Score — built only from what's real: championships, all-time win %, and points scored over 25+ years. Click any column to sort. Six rings don't always mean the best record… right, Data Input?
The Draft Archive (2015–2025)
Who actually drafted whom, year by year — keepers and top picks straight off the boards. Sort it, filter it, search for that one pick your buddy will never live down. 🏆 = won the chip that year.
The House Rules (abridged, for youse with short attention spans)
🥩 The Two Divisions
PATS: Jason Griesser, Tom Simko, Tom Baxter, Kevin Stever, Sean Forrestel.
GENOS: Sean Dwyer, Matt Delp, Mike Di Maria, Pete Simko, Smiccio (Pat Riccio & Brian Smith).
💰 Where the Money Goes
$350 a franchise. After $350 to the Super Bowl loser (lol): 40% Super Bowl Champ, 20% each Division Champ, 20% Regular-Season Points Leader.
👑 Dynasty
Keep 2–4 players. Keepers locked 24 hrs before the draft. 17 rounds, two minutes a pick, then a $2-a-head supplemental.
🚽 The Toilet Bowl
Last place in each division throws hands in Week 15. Winner gets the 1.01 next year. Loser gets stuck as Co-Commissioner. Brutal.
📅 The Draft
Rotates Labor Day / non-Labor Day weekends. Held in Bucks County at least once every two years. Miss it in person two years running? $300 fine.
🤝 Trade Deadline
8pm Wednesday before Week 13. You can trade transaction fees — not cash, and not women 🛒. (Their words. It's in the Constitution.)
🏆 The Hall of Fame
Data Input (Griesser) leads with 6 rings (2000, '03, '04, '10, '15, '22). A logjam at 4: #GRINDADED (T. Simko), Pickles' (Forrestel) & ASSMAN (Dwyer). Delp & Smiccio have 2; Chappy ('05), GENO ('13), Commish ('16) & Chubb ('20) each have 1. All 26 seasons accounted for.
How the Dynasty Score works
It's built only from stuff that's real and from this league: championships (the big one — 55%), all-time win % (30%), and all-time points scored (15%), each measured against the other nine franchises and scaled to a 0–100 score. Note: the per-player "fantasy points" printed on the CBS draft boards are generic, outside-the-league estimates — not our scoring — so they're deliberately left out of every ranking. The Draft Archive is exactly that: the record of who drafted whom. Don't like the math? Pass a rule change by majority vote, just like the Constitution says.